Cailin

Cailin

Ex pretentious movie snob. I now only review things like “it was awesome” or “worst piece of media I’ve ever consumed”

Favorite films

  • All Quiet on the Western Front
  • 1917
  • Jaws
  • The Grand Budapest Hotel

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • Emilia Pérez

    ½

  • The Substance

    ★★★½

  • Conclave

    ★★★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    Really on the nose with theme/politics/general subject matter but overall enjoyable. I wasn’t busting out laughing but I had a good chuckle or two. Mark Ruffalo’s character veneers were scaring me. Toni Collette is good (as she always is). Those creepers are so cute.

  • Emilia Pérez

    Emilia Pérez

    ½

    Shittiest poop from a butt. Nasty nasty terrible movie

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  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman

    ★★½

    Thought I should check out some more emerald fennel after saltburn came out. This shit was so disappointing. I wanted it to be a win for women. It sort of was, but just did not satisfy as much as SPOILER ALERT if Cassie had finished the job herself, not the police. This whole movie was really good foreplay and a wholly disappointing finish

  • The Holdovers

    The Holdovers

    ★★★★★

    This is the best movie I’ve ever seen no cap

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