Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Phantom of the Paradise 1974

  ★★½ Watched 26 Oct 2024

  The movie should have been about Beef.

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Oct 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  Top Gun: Maverick 2022

  ½ Watched 16 Aug 2022 2

  Top Gun, more like Top Cum.

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  Earth Girls Are Easy 1988

  ★ Watched 07 Nov 2019

  I've yet to be with a woman so this title is inaccurate and frankly false advertising.