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Recent reviews

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  Lady Bird 2017

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Watchlist Marathon #136:

  "Lady Bird" McPherson is the cringiest bitch I've seen on camera and I will thank God every single day that this film is set in 2002, cause if she was active on Tumblr during that phase of her life she'd be the literal anti-christ.

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  Aftersun 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  Watchlist Marathon #135:

  Sometimes, its hard not to feel like a sociopath, seeing reviews for films of this caliber with poetic thoughts, (saying that they're "crying while writing this,") and feeling none of that.

  Maybe I should've sat down and watched this in one sitting with no distractions, maybe I shouldn't have let reviews and descriptions of this movie paint my experience going in, maybe I should have just payed more attention. And maybe if I did all that, I…

Popular reviews

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  How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World 2019

  ★ Added

  WhAT if T0oThLEss Gets a gIRlFrieND????

  whaT IF WE got RID of the CruX Of OuR WorlDBUIldInG????

  & wHat If wE dON'T HaVE the BalLs 2 COmmiT 2 da SAd eNDinG & ImMeDIately RoLL it BACK???? like a fucking fake out death.

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  Wish 2023

  Watched 24 Nov 2023

  "I put every Disney film into an AI program and this is what it made!"

  0/10

  That's not being, "Oh it's so bad it's worse than a 1/10!" To me, to simplify it, a zero out of ten is a movie that adds nothing to society or culture.

  Every single time I pointed at something in the film and said, "Oh that's kinda neat." My friend immediately went, "Oh that's from [insert Disney film here]." Without fail.

  This movie legitimately feels plagiarized.