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Favorite films

  • Drive My Car
  • The Sound of Music
  • School of Rock
  • The Great Muppet Caper

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  • Conclave

    ★★★★½

  • 49th Parallel

    ★★★★

  • Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning

    ★★★★

  • Mission: Impossible – Fallout

    ★★★★

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  • Conclave

    Conclave

    ★★★★½

    Men r so dramatic.

    6 years ago this would have been a 7 hour mini series. I’m so glad it’s not.

  • 49th Parallel

    49th Parallel

    ★★★★

    Movies about the war released during the war remain fascinating to me. I guess we still do it but our wars last a decade+ now.

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  • You Only Live Twice

    You Only Live Twice

    A film that takes so many good bits and dunks them so far into the stupidest racisms.*

    A film I yelled “Jesus Christ” at more times than perhaps I’ve ever uttered aloud before.

    The space-vore model shots own, don’t at me.

    “Permission to come aboard, sir” is the most intentionally funny line of any film so far.
    “This is my ninja training school.” is the most unintentionally funny line so far and almost certainly won’t be topped.

    One of the…

  • Megalopolis

    Megalopolis

    All Movie Hotel screening with FFC QA. 

    He started the screening by just walking in from the back, no intro, played a promo video for the hotel, then did a short and sweet five minute intro to the movie which involved discussing how ez-pass replaced toll booth operators.

    Then he sat down in the front row and watched the whole film with us. What a king.

    Second time viewing I had the benefit of knowing what the hell was going…