Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  No Time to Die 2021

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Why the fuck am I crying over JAMES BOND????
  ENDING WITH THE SONG THEY DID SHOULD BE A CRIMINAL OFFENSE

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  The Electric State 2025

  ★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  How much more nostalgia-slop can we collectively take? This isn’t the worst movie I’ve seen all year, but it’s damn soulless enough to make me reconsider.
  I won’t retread the ground that so many other reviews seem to be. They’re all wording my thoughts as a whole better than I can at the moment.
  However, a searing crime of this movie is its insistence on undercutting any potentially emotional moment with an immediate cut away, never leaving these emotions any…

Popular reviews

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  Amsterdam 2022

  ½ Watched 21 Jul 2022 1

  Fuck this stupid fucking “poster” god dammit I can’t fucking stand it. Whatever schmuck at marketing got the go-ahead to make and release THIS is on my god damn shit list, fuck you never make a poster again, on god you fuckin putz. Screw knowing even the most vague details about a possible aesthetic for a movie when you can just tell me what famous faces are gonna be in it!!!!!!! Can’t wait for a teaser trailer to just show…

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  Tangled 2010

  ★★★½ Watched 12 May 2024 2

  I still cry during the lantern scene. And I'm still amazed at the work that had to go into Rapunzel's hair to animate it, it's bonkers stuff.
  My oldest niece had to tell my family multiple times to be quiet because we were in a theatre. So based of her/10

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