too serious about films for a normal person and not serious enough for a true cinephile.
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Holy Smoke 1999
this film is NOT what i expected at all.. also what is up with Kate Winslet playing australians??? has someone looked closer into this?? investigated it perhaps??
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War and Peace 2016
Problems of W&P Men:
Pierre: freemason
Andrei Bolkonsky: suicidal
Anatole Kuragin: evil and pretty
Nikolai Rostov: gambling
Petya Rostov: fucking stupid
Dolokhov: a wildcard
Platon Karataev: literally an allusion to Plato, serves only one purpose - to teach a rich boy Pierre some life lessons and empathy.
Boris Drubetskoy: Aneurin Barnard
Count Rostov: Mr. Weasley vibes
Prince Bolkonsky: boomer
Prince Vasily Kuragin: his children are Jaime and Cersei
Denisov: short king with a huge dong
Bagration: actually he's okay, but…Translated from by -
The Boat That Rocked 2009
life's a pirate radio boat full of men and i'm a lesbian cook
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