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tan 🎴

too serious about films for a normal person and not serious enough for a true cinephile.

she/her. 27.

Favorite films

  • Taste of Cherry
  • Matthias & Maxime
  • Past Lives
  • Fallen Leaves

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  • Taste of Cherry

    ★★★★★

  • Riff Raff

    ★★

  • Cleaner

    ★★½

  • Edward II

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  • Taste of Cherry

    Taste of Cherry

    ★★★★★

    "You want to refuse all that? You want to give it all up? You want to give up the taste of cherries?"

  • Riff Raff

    Riff Raff

    ★★

    i'd follow Jennifer Coolidge to hell and back but i wish she'd just stop going there.

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  • War and Peace

    War and Peace

    ★★★★½

    Problems of W&P Men:

    Pierre: freemason
    Andrei Bolkonsky: suicidal
    Anatole Kuragin: evil and pretty
    Nikolai Rostov: gambling
    Petya Rostov: fucking stupid
    Dolokhov: a wildcard
    Platon Karataev: literally an allusion to Plato, serves only one purpose - to teach a rich boy Pierre some life lessons and empathy.
    Boris Drubetskoy: Aneurin Barnard
    Count Rostov: Mr. Weasley vibes
    Prince Bolkonsky: boomer
    Prince Vasily Kuragin: his children are Jaime and Cersei
    Denisov: short king with a huge dong
    Bagration: actually he's okay, but…

  • The Boat That Rocked

    The Boat That Rocked

    ★★★★

    life's a pirate radio boat full of men and i'm a lesbian cook