FreckleFart90

FreckleFart90

Favorite films

  • The Social Network
  • Inglourious Basterds
  • Moneyball
  • Pulp Fiction

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  • Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

    ★★★★★

  • They Came Together

    ★★★★½

  • Platoon

    ★★★★

  • Punch-Drunk Love

    ★★★★

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  • Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

    Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

    ★★★★★

    There are a million stupid little jokes and gags crammed into this masterpiece. Every minute is special and I love the perfect imperfections of claymation. 

    Gromit is the goodest boy.

  • They Came Together

    They Came Together

    ★★★★½

    This is essentially a Wet Hot American Summer reunion and I loved it. Mindlessly watching Law & Order for the last 20 years and then seeing Chris Meloni in these wildly goofy roles makes it so much better. 

    🗣️🗣️🗣️ MAKE MORE 90 MINUTE MOVIES!!!

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  • All the Right Moves

    All the Right Moves

    ★★

    Something that immediately sticks out to me in movies is when colleges are lazily chosen for high schoolers to be going to. “The star athlete goes to USC and his friends are going to Notre Dame, Florida, and Indiana. The smart girl gets a full ride to Harvard.” These kids suck at football and wouldn’t even walk on to UWSP. The smart kids end up at high level state schools. If you’re a prodigy then sure we can talk about…

  • Heat

    Heat

    ★★★★★

    It’s Heat, what am I supposed to say? It’s freaking epic. No shit.

    Al Pacino is great at acting. Again; no shit.

    I don’t think I breathed for the last 30 minutes. 

    Relationships that crash and burn don’t seem very fun, but I do regret that I’ve never been able to rip a tube TV out of the wall because “it’s my fuckin TV”.

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