the mario movie looks incredible. really, illumination is one of the best studios for 3d animation so it's just a shame they tend to use their talent for minions. beyond being the best-looking animated film i've seen in a while, the mario movie doesn't really have much else going for it - like, there really isn't much weight to anything or any characters, and the fast pace was definitely at fault for that. it could've been longer. as far as…

Morbius is a film that I will tell my children, grand children, and great-grand children (if I make it that far) about. Truly, it is a once in a lifetime experience that will leave you flabbergasted, boondoggled, but ultimately satisfied.

Jared Leto descended from heaven to bestow upon the human race his magnum opus in the form of obscure yet unique Marvel icon, Dr. Michael Morbius. He seems like he was born to play the role. His method acting as…

My daughter said the main character was sooooooo good-looking. She thought his chiselled jaw was a bit like Robert Pattinson's, except wayyy better. The way he runs is a little gay, but whatever makes my princess happy.

Personally I was far more interested in the therapist character, whom reminded me a little of Shirley Manson from the music video I saw on MTV in 1999. The story was a little bit shit, but that's not the main attraction. The cinematography…