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The Monkey 2025
Is it the best movie ever? No, definitely not. Is it way better than Longlegs? Yes. Is it an absolute riot of goofy deaths, dumb lines, and a demented looking monkey? Absolutely.
Essentially, Final Destination is death was a toy monkey instead of Tony Todd and each character felt like they could be their own spin-off if the movie wasn’t dedicated to racking up an impressive kill count where each one is its own Rube Goldberg machine.
Osgood Perkins continues to…
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Nickel Boys 2024
Might truly be one of the few, real, non-hyperbole perfect movies. Can’t really think of the words to capture it without failing the movie.
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Alien: Romulus 2024
Maybe one of the only movies ever to make me feel embarrassed about being a fan of something (honestly maybe any kind of media PERIOD that has made me feel anything close to embarrassment). Dark only in the awful lighting and none of the fun ways, so self-referential as to be painful, anything original is either ignorable or thrust to the wayside so that the ALIEN MOVIES YOU RECOGNIZE can be piled on.
Have you ever been curious about encounters…
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Miracle Mile 1988
Run for the things, chase them like nothing else matters, even just to cradle and hold onto them at the end of all things. Love like the world is ending.
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