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Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 2025
need to stop watching films about dead spouses, i'm not emotionally cut out for it
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Funny Face 1957
Giving this film the misogyny pass because it contains the best-ever utilisation of those sliding bookshelf ladders.
As usual, everything Audrey Hepburn wears is wonderful.
waltzed through grounds of a church so the devil wears prada could run
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Bram Stoker's Dracula 1992
This movie looked amazing, (especially obsessed with all the obviously miniature trains). Unfortunately, I love the book, so I can't get behind all the insane changes to the plot. A star for the cinematography, a star for the editing, a star for whoever cast Keanu Reeves and Winona Ryder at their absolute worst just looking pretty and giving us absolutely nothing!!!!!
I hate to see the two female characters being reduced to 'whore who dies' and 'virtuous love interest who does not die'... ew. Also I feel like the pacing was so weird?
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