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  Treehouse Trolls Birthday Day 1992

  ★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

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  GetEven 1993

  ★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  The sex scene where the love interest of the director/writer/star/songwriter sighs and dejectedly stares directly into camera made me feel particularly implicated in the support of this weird vanity project. However, the plentiful original songs (and liberal use of royalty free music) made me laugh every single time. Extra half star for a very drunk Wings Hauser RIP🪽🪽

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Jul 2024 3

  Release the 24 minute birthday song cut!

  Loved Longlegs’ decorating style and musical taste. I’ve been in plenty of dude’s rooms that looked just like his lair.

  I did my own “heart rate test” like the marketing campaign and checked my Fitbit to see that I too had large heart rate spikes at the sight of Nicolas Cage. Not during the movie but during my actual sightings of the man himself at the premiere and the after party. He can…

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  Trap 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 06 Aug 2024

  This was VERY DUMB, I liked it! M. Night Shyamalan’s daughter was not convincing to me as a pop superstar but she seems like a nice person! Love love LOVED watching Josh Hartnett cook. Honestly had a hard time not yelling at the screen in the theater for most of the second half but I was having fun. The movie was sorta crispy, I guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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