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Recent reviews

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  The Holy Mountain 1973

  Watched 20 Oct 2024

  Gayest film I've ever seen

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  Priscilla 2023

  Watched 03 Apr 2024

  thought i couldn't hate men more than i already do but here we are

Popular reviews

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  TÁR 2022

  ★ Watched 22 Jan 2023

  TÁR? More like TÁrrible!

  I was classical violinist growing up until I quit at 17 after realising my love for Vivaldi couldn't quite topple my disdain for the elite music crowd. So, I was pretty stoked after I saw the trailer for this one- knowing we were finally getting some on-screen representation of the world of the bassoon-tooting, wooden-panelled, trauma-cesspit that is the prestige orchestral scene.

  I feel no compassion, admiration or interest for Lydia Tár. She is an overwhelmingly…

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  The State Funeral of HM Queen Elizabeth II 2022

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  A riot! Thought my hard earned taxpayer's money would be wasted on this production but I was not disappointed!

  The highlights:

  - The wonderful choice of hats, especially for the poor 7 seven old who was dragged along!

  - Best use of sailors since The Young Girls of Rochefort and On the Town! Jacques Demy could never!

  - Surprise cameo from Sandra Oh, redeems the ending of Killing Eve!

  - Priest action!! All the big names!!!

  - A convenient distraction…