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Ravenous 1999
the text effects + typography are so very turn of the century, it's beautiful. nearly threw up when i saw michael nyman and damon albarn did the soundtrack, i mean what the fuck? aggressively targeted to me specifically. it's overbearing but i don't hate it, i like the synths and creepy drums and such. 1/3rd of the way in they go into a cave and i thought "this is so fallout: new vegas", a frighteningly stupid 'guy who has only…
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Beyond the Valley of the Dolls 1970
there's nothing like a rolls... nothing... nothing like a rolls... not even a BENTLEY... not even a BENTLEY... BENTLEY... BENTLEY... like a ROLLS... a ROLLS... A ROOOOOLLS
if i wore makeup i would be cracking out the blue eyeshadow every day, it's such a beautiful look. really good interior design also, as you'd expect. manages to be bad taste but in a cheesy way like woahhhhh... abortion... weed... lesbians... pretty fuckt up... but segueing into gay druggie murder is fun.…
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Night of the Creeps 1986
a movie about a gay guy in love with his straight best friend. and also slugs go into his brain and make him a zombie. we've all been there
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The Lair of the White Worm 1988
the lair of the white worm, featuring possibly the nastiest light switch seen on film. no one plays the fiddle at the function anymore... this is why we've failed as a society. going in for the kiss after the orphaning/ dead boyfriend reveal is crazy work, followed closely by the "last night was crazy 😉" after the dead dads watch reveal. mary's haircut is great and i need it, the whole movie she was dripped out. hugh grant slayed that…
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