Strange and unpleasant! It’s not nearly as repulsive or as incompetently made as Foodfight, but it has a similar energy. There’s something off about the faces; they’re deeper in the uncanny valley than you might think. People joke—not unjustifiably, mind you—that looking at a weird fish would make H.P. Lovecraft have a mental breakdown, but I think this movie would actually do the trick. I don’t know what his “in the moment” reaction would be but I feel strongly that after watching Shark Tale, he would die in his sleep.
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The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie 2024
YES! YES!! I love a goddamn *CARTOON*!!! I feel like I just shotgunned a giant pixie stick, you know the ones, the really big ones. It feels trite to call any movie “laugh out loud funny” but that’s exactly what this is.
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The Suicide Squad 2021
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS STARRO GO OFF YOU WILD BITCH!!!!! God, I love when Starro is a world-destroying Lovecraftian nightmare that still elicits pathos. I think the second edible hit right this moment. This was sooooooo much better than I expected. It perfectly nailed the exact vibe of the DC comics I love the most. Like, they have to be at least a little obnoxious to be really good. James Gunn can, should, must, and will direct an adaptation of Arkham Asylum: Living Hell.
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