Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Cuckoo 2024

  ★★½ Watched 10 Aug 2024

  I’m afraid I need that funky little flute playing freak in a way that is concerning to German tourism

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  Brokeback Mountain 2005

  ★★★★½ Watched 01 Jun 2024

  When you wake up next to her in the middle of the night, with your cowboy hat in your hands, you're nothing more than her husband. When you think about me, all of those years ago. You're standing horse to horse with I told you so.

Recent reviews

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  Padmaavat 2018

  ★★★★ Rewatched 17 Mar 2025

  God, that score haunts me, especially in that last scene? Chills. Indian history never fails to leave me with that horrible feeling in my gut.

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  Aashiqui 2 2013

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 13 Feb 2024

  La La Land could NEVER

Popular reviews

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  Zero Day 2025

  ★ Watched 21 Feb 2025 1

  Incredibly thankful I had the foresight to realize this sucked, and chose to just skip through it to see a ridiculously underused Dan Stevens.

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  Apple Cider Vinegar 2025

  ★★★ Watched 06 Feb 2025

  Second time I’ve seen Ashley Zukerman play the perfect husband to a horrible horrible person who doesn’t deserve him