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Daughter of the Jungle 1982
The year is 2078. The well of Italian horror films to release and rerelease has dried up long ago.
Severin releases a 16K, 5 disc edition of Daughter of the Jungle with optional live monkey add on.
My favorite part of the movie is that all of the scenes with elephants seemed to be shot in a park in Italy (which is covered in fallen brown leaves), instead of the South American jungle the rest of the movie is shot in.
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Island of Death 1976
How to turn movie night with your wife into movie night by yourself:
Step 1. Turn on Island of Death.
Step 2. Watch the first 15 mins of Island of Death.At the point where the dude starts banging a goat your wife will get up, while yelling something about how you only watch sick, disgusting, shitty movies all the time, and you'll be left with the TV to yourself.
It's just that easy!
That being said, I didn't care…
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Puppet Master: Doktor Death 2022
It's a real shame that there haven't been multiple direct sequels to this with April collecting the other puppets.
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Doll Graveyard 2005
Contains all those Charles Band staples that we know and love(?):
- killer dolls, puppets, or toys.
-short running time that is stretched out by overlong opening and closing credits. Seriously, the movie ends at the 62 minute mark and some how goes on with another 9 minutes of credits.
-racist stereotypes.
-takes place in one location and in mostly one night.
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Tiger King 2020
Just when I thought this couldn't get any crazier, it did.
Watched the entire thing in one sitting. What a way to spend being quarantined.
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Killer Inside: The Mind of Aaron Hernandez 2020
You think that elementary school still celebrates Aaron Hernandez day or nah?
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