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  House 1977

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  The most fun I've ever had watching a haunted house film!
  I've never seen a film like this before. Disorientation & spectacle come to mind. Feel like I'm on acid watching this when I'm stone cold sober hahahaha. A dreamlike uncanny wonderland, jam packed with bizarre absurdity which I found wildly entertaining. For 1977 the creativity of the special effects and cinematography is astonishing,

  Feels in the same universe as Suspiria and Climax, so for those who are fans of the…

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  Cabaret 1972

  ★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Musicals are not my cup of tea. I seldom enjoy them. This was recommended for people who don’t like musicals as it has more contextual substance to the numbers. The opening is great, but personally not for me.

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  Spawn 1997

  ½ Watched 14 Mar 2025 2

  Took me years of hesitation to get around to this, as a longtime Spawn fan. Sadly it is as bad as everyone depicts. By far the worst CGI I’ve ever seen in cinema. That’s no mean feat. The only good acting performance in this movie is John Leguizamo as Violator. Disgustingly PG for a Spawn depiction. Oh it’s so so bad.

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Jul 2024

  Nicholas cage is batshit bonkers in this! So creepy and funny as fuck. The atmosphere mounts with a creeping dread. 
  Wasn’t sure where it was going at first, whether it was going down a Jigsaw or buffalo bill route. The Mum has major Carrie’s momma vibes. But it culminates in a deliciously fucked up climactic final act.