Shayne

Shayne Patron

It’s me The film man 
I DO have Patron because I’m RICH 
Favorites are based on What I’ve been thinking about

Favorite films

  • Eraserhead
  • The Royal Tenenbaums
  • La La Land
  • TÁR

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  • Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★

  • In Bruges

    ★★★½

  • Notorious

    ★★★½

  • Anima

    ★★★★

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  • Synecdoche, New York

    Synecdoche, New York

    ★★★★

    Very comforting watching somebody write about how our pessimistic thoughts wander and the practicality of our dreams but a bit counterintuitive to isolate yourself while doing so. It’s not that people don’t get us, it’s that we don’t get people.

  • Possibly in Michigan

    Possibly in Michigan

    ★★★★★

    What dreams are made for. If I could make something as well-crafted as this, then I’d be happy for the rest of my life

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  • Captain America: Brave New World

    Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★

    There’s a breeze of a (somewhat) better movie here but the stupid test screenings to the stupid dumbass fuckers who had no idea who half these characters are (doesn’t matter these characters aren’t real anyway troglodyte) made half this movie just reshoots to explain the other half of the movie with the most embarrassing opening exposition dump I’ve seen to appease the stupid babies to think they’re smart. #releasetheOnahcut

  • In Bruges

    In Bruges

    ★★★½

    A perfectly Irish Movie Rewatch Monday

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  • Whiplash

    Whiplash

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    John Wick: Chapter 4

    ★★★½

    I sort of wish whenever John Wick is hurt he acts like it but then he says “yeah” and I smile (: