Shayne

Shayne Patron

It’s me The film man 
I DO have Patron because I’m RICH 
Favorites are based on What I’ve been thinking about

Favorite films

  • Eraserhead
  • The Royal Tenenbaums
  • La La Land
  • TÁR

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  • (500) Days of Summer

    ★★½

  • Bo Burnham: Inside

    ★★★

  • Pink Floyd: The Wall

    ★★★

  • Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★

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  • Synecdoche, New York

    Synecdoche, New York

    ★★★★

    Very comforting watching somebody write about how our pessimistic thoughts wander and the practicality of our dreams but a bit counterintuitive to isolate yourself while doing so. It’s not that people don’t get us, it’s that we don’t get people.

  • Possibly in Michigan

    Possibly in Michigan

    ★★★★★

    What dreams are made for. If I could make something as well-crafted as this, then I’d be happy for the rest of my life

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  • (500) Days of Summer

    (500) Days of Summer

    ★★½

    Had a dream and wanted to watch something that made me feel that way and this did that in a faux-indie bullshit kinda way. Soundtrack sucks for a film that boasts the apperances of Belle and Sebastian, Joy Division, and Pixies (shown through yearbook quote, t-shirt, and obvious karaoke song respectively). Should’ve stuck with this for 90 mins.

  • Bo Burnham: Inside

    Bo Burnham: Inside

    ★★★

    Movie Rewatch Monday ™. Not heard (or wanted I guess) in 4 years, what’s left for those who want to delve in the latest Bo Burnham is the 2020 COVID-seeped special. This Movie Rewatch Monday ™ elicits some nostalgic feeling of me wandering the halls listening to just this in my software year, but now I mostly connect with the self hate of sitting there making bullshit, and everything else not. Just not that funny. Movie Rewtch Monday ™

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  • Whiplash

    Whiplash

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    John Wick: Chapter 4

    ★★★½

    I sort of wish whenever John Wick is hurt he acts like it but then he says “yeah” and I smile (: