Seb

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I like ass films and banger films

Favorite films

  • Interstellar
  • The Social Network
  • Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
  • Dune: Part Two

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  • The Crow and the Canary

    ★★★★★

  • Apollo 13

    ★★½

  • The Prestige

    ★★★★★

  • The King's Speech

    ★★★★★

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  • The Crow and the Canary

    The Crow and the Canary

    ★★★★★

    stupid pig

  • Apollo 13

    Apollo 13

    ★★½

    "I could eat the ass out of a dead rhinoceros."


    Wow, that was kind of shit.
    I saw rave reviews everywhere I looked, but this was just not good at all. The first 30 minutes were especially not great and I almost stopped watching.

    It does begin to pick up around halfway through the film, so I'm tempted to give it 3 stars; however, the film as a whole wasn't very special. I doubt I'll remember it in a few…

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  • The Prestige

    The Prestige

    ★★★★★

    I imagine my inevitable rewatch of this film is gonna feel like a video game's New Game+ mode because of the extra content I'm gonna have unlocked, now that I've seen the ending 😭

  • Joker: Folie à Deux

    Joker: Folie à Deux

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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