I almost never rate movies this low, but this was seriously fucking dogshit. A seemingly endless slog of unlikeable characters dealing with self-imposed, rich people problems, making unfunny jokes and putting themselves through annoying and depressing situations over and over and over again. There was absolutely no reason for this to be anywhere near as long as it was, or, if we’re really being honest, to have been made at all. Fuck you Judd Apatow 🖕🖕🖕 sorry your marriage is shit or whatever but I’m even more sorry you subjected us all to this
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It Ends with Us 2024
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Laughable dialogue, awkward performances, and self-conflicted with its own message, landing somewhere between “abuse is bad” and “yeah, but you should probably also feel bad for them and forgive them and have their child(???).”
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The Dark Knight 2008
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For years, I’ve thought there’s no way this could possibly live up to everything everyone says about it. Watching Batman Begins yesterday made me feel even more like my doubts were right. But yeah, this is as good as everyone says. There are little things I could criticize, like the city not being as unique and creative as other interpretations of Gotham, but I would just be nitpicking. This is just about as good as it gets.
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Dirty Harry 1971
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On the one hand, this is an insane depiction of moral depravity. A cop so bad the only way they can make him look good is by pitting him against a serial killer so borderline cartoonishly evil that he gets giddy at the very thought of shooting little kids. He has no motive other than the simple fact that he likes what he does. What’s most interesting, though, is that Harry is portrayed with little better motive himself. He smiles…
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