This might be the most impressive film I’ve ever watched. It’s more real and human than I thought movies were even allowed to be.
A few minutes after chapter 1 ended I scared myself for a second because I legitimately forgot that the people on screen were just characters in a movie and I got worried that Turner was like sitting next to me in the theater or something.
😭 How can a movie be allowed to look like this in 2025? Why does he never get another pet snake? Why does she look so much like Taylor Swift? Baffling
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Oh my god. I love ghost stories so much. I’m usually pretty reluctant to give 5 stars to anything, and seeing everyone else’s reviews is making me think that might definitely be too high, but the first two thirds or so of this movie had already earned a solid 4.5 in my book for being such an innovative and well crafted take on a haunted house movie. And then it suddenly became one of the most horrifying things I’d ever…
