guess who watched this movie an hour after it came out at 1 in the morning ✋🏻
close enough. welcome back will hunting and morgan o’malley. it was so easy to lock in when the boys are back in Boston with their signature accents and idgaf attitudes. I will admit, it started out a little slow, in part because jack harlow’s acting sucked, but once he wasn’t a problem, I had a good time.
casey affleck is a professional rambler,…
glenn powell and sydney sweeney are like our generation’s tom cruise and megan fox. they draw all this attention for their looks just for their acting to be more plastic than the kardashians.
as the self-proclaimed romcom queen, I was super bummed that I didn’t like this one. ya’ll hyped this up like it was an oscar contender, but the screenplay sounds like it was ghostwritten by a TikTok influencer. I HATE when movies skew their dialogue to appeal to…
decided to rewatch this before I enter into finals week of my last semester at college. gifted kid burnout is no joke and I have absolutely no clue if I’m doing anything right, but somehow Will makes it all feel okay. thank you matt damon for making people like me feel seen. I don’t know if middle school english teacher-author-screenwriter-film critic (professional multitasker?) is an actual job title, but because of you i’m inspired to pioneer the field.
I can only wish to…
HOLY SHIT. The drama. The slow-mo. The toxic manipulation. The homoerotic bromance.
Real cinema is so f*cking back.
Coming into this film, I knew one thing and one thing only: MIKE FAIST. As a late-stage theatre kid, I had the pleasure of obsessing over him as riff in west side story, and will not deny having campaigned for his oscar sweep on Twitter in 2021 (ROBBED). F*ck ansel elgort. Anyways, we have now entered the mike faist renaissance and it’s about…
