gabrielle

gabrielle Patron

you know, i’m something of a film critic myself

Favorite films

  • The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
  • Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
  • Twilight
  • Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith

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  • Snow White

    ★★½

  • John Tucker Must Die

    ★★★★

  • No Hard Feelings

    ★★★★

  • The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2

    ★★★★½

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  • Snow White

    Snow White

    ★★½

    this was quite literally one of the worst films i’ve ever seen. if this didn’t have rachel zegler in it i would’ve gone nowhere near it. every time she started singing i was like okay this is good … and then gal gadot would be there. and she ruined it

  • John Tucker Must Die

    John Tucker Must Die

    ★★★★

    they don’t make films like they used to

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  • Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    ★★★

    me when i get an army of gonks

  • The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

    The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

    ★★★★★

    they can’t hurt me
    there’s no one left i love

    all of you asking for a finnick book but what we should be asking for is a johanna book. actually
    i’ll take any book suzanne collins will give me. but what they’ll never do is top catching fire. as if i didn’t already think this was the best book / film of all time … after sunrise on the reaping it’s just a different experience entirely. beetee breaks my fucking heart. how proud ampert must have been