Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  Stevie’s back in his fuckin black BAGGGGG baby

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  Better Man 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Bad monkey! 

  In the pantheon of movies that absolutely shouldn’t work, but somehow do. And boy did it. Makes me hate Bohemian Rhapsody even more, and that’s impressive on its own.

Popular reviews

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  No Hard Feelings 2023

  ½ Watched 16 Aug 2023 2

  Guys, what’s going on here? Did everyone band together to fake review this and give it decent ratings? I got 30 min in and didn’t get close to a smile and was confused if any of the lines were jokes. I’m not the easiest laugh but I at least can be down for a good time, and this was absolutely not it or at least even if it does become funny, it totally fails at garnering any interest whatsoever. Woof, very weird one to be in the absolute minority about.

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  Civil War 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Apr 2024

  One of those all time *I’m screaming in my head “what the fuck are you doing?!?” at the main characters nonstop* movies. Hard to think of other films that made me constantly question all the mechanics and ideas presented while simultaneously, and much more powerfully, being locked the fuck in. I leave every Garland movie so ready to immediately start arguing with people with reductive opinions about his writing, even if I’m also totally ok with people not liking his movies and feeling baffled by his decisions. At the very least we can all agree this guy makes us FEEL things.