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  Eyes Wide Shut 1999

  ★★★½ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  Didn't know how much shagging and tits were in this, and watched it while collapsed on the couch with flu. I liked it, but was mad confusing. Don't understand her dream shit? Also bit criminal that Kidman's role is dropped in the middle...idk...I get it. But she's good. I would not be invited to a house party like that. Imagine how much it pongs.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025 3

  I really enjoyed this! Pattinson and Naomi Ackie👀 and Holliday Grainger 👀👀👀 (from The Borgias!) and even Glen from The Walking Dead, all good. Pattinson is one of my favourite actors man. Swear at one point I saw the house from Parasite. Bare in mind I'm an idiot. Towards the end I sort of checked out. There was no subtlety, I don't think, or maybe I just understood it. Ruffalo and Colette were comical in how obvious their inspirations were. End of the day: back of the net, he scores! ⚽

Popular reviews

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  Goal III: Taking on the World 2009

  ½ Watched 05 Jun 2016

  I never thought I'd be disappointed by a second sequel to Goal!, but this was fucking garbage.
  1) Goal 2 ends on a cliffhanger. Will Santi get back with Anna Friel?
  2) Will he fully embrace his mother's love?
  3) What will become of his brother and his life in the slums?
  4) Will Santi see past the man he's became, and become the man he was before the fame destroyed him, like Anna Friel prophesied in Goal!?

  No.

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  My Girl 2003

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Jan 2017

  The kids were SO GOOD and so sweet, it really contributed to capturing childhood so perfectly.
  It's so well paced and does enough to build characters that I ended up caring about. Got a little choked up too.

  I really rate this. So glad I watched it. Good Thai cinema