Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Barbarian 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  It’s So Cold (In The D)

  How the fuck is we supposed to keep shordy in the basement?

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  Pride & Prejudice 2005

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  They needed a marriage to prevent a manlet from winning. 

  Dark and brooding and misunderstood man vies for the affections of a woman that calls him out—he is *just* like me.

Popular reviews

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  The Strangers 2008

  ★½ Watched 18 Feb 2025

  “…because you were home.”

  Yes, and I’m at home, waiting for the horror to arrive. First 30-35min start to get me, then I’m just a little bored. Fun enough tho.

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  It Follows 2014

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  Shot for shot for shot, beautifully executed. It’s everything that follows the actual film—the score, the colors, the camera work—that feels like it’s all creeping up on you. 

  This is a film about that last crawler you leave at the end of a round of COD zombies.

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