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Favorite films

  • Le Samouraï
  • The Hasty Hare
  • The Hitcher
  • The Hustler

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  • Pale Blood

    ★★★½

  • Poltergeist

    ★★★★★

  • Crimson Tide

    ★★★

  • Last Stand at Saber River

    ★★★

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  • Poltergeist III

    Poltergeist III

    ★★★★½

    If there was ever movies that messed me up as a kid I'm sure this is one of them. Now and then for thirty years I had flashbacks of a bunch of people in a skyscraper being sucked into a hole in the ground and ending up on the garage floor where everything was completely covered in frost and snow. When I finally found out that this is it I also realised, beside how PG ratings should probably consider surrealism, that it's severely underrated.

  • Doctor Butcher M.D.

    Doctor Butcher M.D.

    ★★

    The first half consists mainly of dreadfully pedestrian dialogue and dubbing as immersive as a call center greeting script that asks you to press numbers for 40 minutes before you get to the gore. I really liked the first moments of island gore action and occasional weird ass zombies a lot though. Before the zombies jarringly started behaving like the mad docs mannish lackeys.

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  • Oblivion

    Oblivion

    ½

    This was just extraordinarily boring. What made them put an uninvolving, anemic love triangle in space? Also there was a cave people that left no impressions whatsoever except that Morgan Freeman was their leader. I can't stand these contemporary space slogs with their sad voice-overs and horse-tranquilizer pacing.

  • Yor, the Hunter from the Future

    Yor, the Hunter from the Future

    Ah! I remember this had a great theme song with some dazzling hill frolicking committed by the titular character. Then it quickly devolved into a laborious trudge in fifty shades of brown sludge.

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