Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Salem's Lot 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  Campy as hell but amazing pacing. Incredible that an 11 yr old can best vampire ass

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  Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie 1995

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Feb 2025

  WELCOME TO MY NIGHTMARE

  I wish I still had this on VHS

Popular reviews

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  The Last Samurai 2003

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 19 Aug 2023

  GOATED

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  A Good Man 2014

  ★ Watched 25 Mar 2023

  - Why does he keep making movies

  I made it half-way through A Good Man before putting myself out of my misery - and I am drunk. The Cumtown review is all the content from this movie you need to consume.

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