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Recent reviews

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  Den of Thieves 2: Pantera 2025

  Watched 27 Feb 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  City Slickers 1991

  Watched 19 Feb 2025

  I mean yeah alright, but towards the end when Billy Crystal kisses his wife at the airport, his daughter in the film covers her little brother - baby Jake Gyllenhaal’s eyes so he doesn’t have to see his parents make out but young Gyllenhaal smiles creepily and smacks his sister’s hand away so he can watch. What’s up with that baby Gyllenhaal??

Popular reviews

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  Subservience 2024

  Watched 30 Nov 2024

  The whole time I kept thinking about how m’man can afford that house, two cars, two kids, “the most advanced AI on the planet” android Megan Fox AND healthcare for his wife all whilst working as a construction site supervisor with a drinking problem.

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  Panic Room 2002

  ★★½ Watched 16 Nov 2023

  Definitely the weakest Fincher film I’ve watched. But it gets points for setting Jared Leto on fire and then shooting him in the face twice.

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