Ben Scheele

Ben Scheele

Favorite films

  • Leave No Trace
  • Embrace of the Serpent
  • Nocturama
  • Miami Vice

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  • Dune: Part Two

    ★★★

  • Showgirls

    ★★★★

  • Zardoz

    ★★★½

  • Beau Is Afraid

    ★½

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  • Showgirls

    Showgirls

    ★★★★

    Good plot

  • Zardoz

    Zardoz

    ★★★½

    This is a fun one

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  • The Godfather

    The Godfather

    ½

    too many white people

  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★★

    When I was a child my family adopted a beautiful, unique, and alter-abled St.Bernard. His name was Charlie and he had water on the brain. Often we would find him with his head stuck between the stair banisters, yelping in confusion. To make matters worse he would also, in confusion, spout a giagantic, red St.Bernard errection. When this happened my father liked to say, “Oh  look, it’s St.Ret*rd, the Boner Bozo” and cackle callously before unwedgimg his head. Each time…