Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 06 Mar 2025

  I think about the last 5 minutes of this movie at least once a week and then I’m in a good mood for the rest of the day

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  Paddington in Peru 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Feb 2025

  i didn’t know it but I really needed to watch that little bear do slapstick comedy

Popular reviews

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  Lost Highway 1997

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  if we’re being honest Patricia Arquette is the one getting more pussy than a toilet seat

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  Blue Velvet 1986

  Watched 08 Feb 2025 1

  To David Lynch: love you, king!
  To the two girls sitting next to me who made it approx 20 minutes into the film before googling A: Who is David Lynch and B: What are David Lynch movies like: fuck youuu at least put your phone on dark mode