Garrett Hazen

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Favorite films

  • Harakiri
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • In the Mood for Love
  • Muppets from Space

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  • Singin' in the Rain

    ★★★★½

  • Black Bag

    ★★★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2

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  • Singin' in the Rain

    Singin' in the Rain

    ★★★★½

    my wife has been telling me to watch this since we met. she was right wtf

  • Black Bag

    Black Bag

    ★★★★½

    just really freaking great

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    wild and hammy on the nose political satire with ugly-cute aliens is just great for the moment, bloat aside. I've always been a champion for subtlety (probably a learned behavior), but this has me convinced that the time has come for messy overt swings over subtlety with no bite.

    long live bong

  • The Touch of the Master's Hand

    The Touch of the Master's Hand

    ★★★★½

    While this is pitched as a comedic satire built around one central gag, it’s really a niche representation of a certain kind of aesthetic you can only *really* understand if you grew up watching seminary videos produced in the 80s and 90s, and then went on a mission where you were given deliberately dated technology to use for your daily tasks and keep you focused on the (W)ork. The big “reveal,” while funny, was also completely unsurprising to me. Having…