Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Witch 2015

  ★★★★ Rewatched 03 May 2022

  men don’t chop wood like they used to!!

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  Hackers 1995

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Nov 2020 1

  90s angelina jolie ... matthew lillard in braids using the word “pooper” to describe an ass ... insane outfits and soundtrack.. need i say more.

Recent reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  oscar worthy performance by ralph fiennes but the plot fell flat for me <\3

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025 1

  as an isopod lover i almost cried several times

Popular reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 18 Feb 2025

  finally some good fucking food

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  Love Exposure 2008

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 Jul 2020 1

  4 hours of school girls, boners, catholicism, cults, and lots of blood— what more could you ask for?