Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Awesome cast, awesome script, awesome visual compositions. Gives you hope for what a “perfect” Catholic Church could be (it will never exist bozos)

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  It’s a silly goofy time, some all timer robert pattinson noises in this one

Popular reviews

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  Twilight 2008

  Watched 25 Jan 2025

  This movie did wonders for weird boys who drive volvos

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  Now that’s some funny monkey business 😂 (bash my head in with a fucking hammer)

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