Garland

Garland

Favorite films

  • Prisoners
  • La La Land
  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail
  • The Empire Strikes Back

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★½

  • Heat

    ★★★★

  • The Pianist

    ★★★★½

  • WarGames

    ★★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★½

    Commentary so on the nose it could’ve been called Pinocchio.

  • Heat

    Heat

    ★★★★

    "You've got to know when to hold 'em
    Know when to fold 'em
    Know when to walk away
    And know when to run"

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★

    Orlok made drinking blood sound like he was slurping a gallon of paint. 

    Impressive lore behind it, with each character playing into their own desires (except Dafoe’s). Watching in the theater made me jump more than once, despite knowing when the scares were coming and what Orlok looked like. If you’re able to tolerate that CHILLING blood sound and some culty/demon worship stuff this is an unsettling but satisfying watch.

  • The Big Short

    The Big Short

    ★★★★

    Margot Robbie and Selena Gomez taught me more about Finance than The University of Alabama

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