Favorite films

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  Werckmeister Harmonies 2000

  ★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Yeah seeing an old guy with his balls out usually dirties up a night of fun for me and pals until we Charlie Brown-walk home

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  Heat 1995

  ★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Haven’t been so disappointed by a film in ages. For something that has been as influential and impactful inside and outside its medium, it really sucks at bringing the goods. This is a movie that lives off its third act while the other two are filled with boring characters with paper thin ambitions whose attempts at connecting with women make me genuinely embarrassed at the writing. “Uhhh so whatcha reading?” “It’s about metal, wouldya leave me the fuck alone” “Should…

Popular reviews

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  Under Therapy 2023

  ★★★ Watched 08 May 2023 1

  This was quite the C2 test

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  The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford 2007

  ★★★★½ Watched 03 Feb 2022

  Moral of the story: never shoot your friend in the back or else someone might make a movie about your life 120 years later calling you a pussy

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