Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Sep 2024

  I want everyone to know I maintained eye contact throughout the film and when there wasn’t any eyes I looked at the ground

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  Bones and All 2022

  ★★ Watched 03 Jan 2024

  How do u make a cannibal love story so fucking boring

Popular reviews

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  The Menu 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Jan 2023

  The Bergamot joke knocked the fucking wind out of me and has continued to tickle me since.

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  Dune 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Oct 2021

  This movie should serve as a warning to any man who gets pussy from a girl who uses stones and angel numbers. She will make your son have psychic powers and also he has Asperger's ( he probably won't be as hot as Timonthee Chalamet)

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