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23 | she/her
BCU enthusiast
(barbie cinematic universe)

Favorite films

  • Babylon
  • Moonstruck
  • Eyes Wide Shut
  • Poor Things

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  • Snow White

    ★★

  • The Northman

    ★★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

  • Babygirl

    ★★

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  • Snow White

    Snow White

    ★★

    It's kinda decent until you start to really think about it cuz who the fuck decided to cast Gal Gadot in a musical? what is going on with that fuck ass bob? seriously, this movie feels so flat and emotionless (for a film that's supposed to be about the power of kidness lmao) it looks pretty but overwhelmingly reeks of cgi and it has the absolute WORST soundtrack out of all the disney live action films (maybe even disney as…

  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★★★

    Your strength breaks men's bones. I have the cunning to break their minds.

    I don't know why it took me so long to finally sit down and watch this but omg literally my favorite Eggers now

    Amleth and Olga...dream threesome

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

    Robert Pattinson academy award winner WHENN???

  • May December

    May December

    ★★½

    The topic at hand is far too complex and doesn't take up enough space in my opinion. There's a lot to praise here but at the same time much to be desired which is a shame given how exited i was for it.



    wait cuz im literally so mad lmao why are people liking this soooo much????
    what are they seeing that im not?
    this movie is straight up weird and unfunny NOT camp
    and that whole thing with the butterfly ugh shut up