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  The Gorge 2025

  ★ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  1. AI wrote this script
  2. No one has ever said those words ever
  3. Cool monsters and whatever
  4. Could have been so cool, ended up being so bad
  5. Could tell it was written by a man in the first 2 mins
  6. Predictable as hell
  7. Sigh
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  The Neon Demon 2016

  ★ Watched 24 Jan 2025

  My favourite bit was when she fell in the pool and fuckin died because this shit was so bad oh my god I don't know how they PACKED THIS MOVIE TO THE BRIM with ABSOLUTELY NOTHING it's just like shot of woman > woman just doing nothing > now shes naked > and also doing nothing for the 945726w8t9596th time in a row literally what was the point of this I genuinely want someone to try and explain it to me

  Broo oh my god id pay money to get my time back I feel dumber after watching this

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ★★ Watched 21 Jan 2025

  Ehhhhhhhhhhhh hhh hh hhhh mmmmmm nnnnnnnn. Enhhhhhh meeehhhhhhh mmmmmmmmm eeee?????? Iiihhhhhhhhh iinhhhhhmmmmmmmm 9hhhhhhhhhh hhh eeehhhhhmmmmm I dunnoooooo

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  Red One 2024

  ½ Watched 25 Dec 2024

  Oh my gooddddddd it sucked ohhhhhh oh shitttt what the hell even happened wtffff noooo pleaseeeee oh my goddddddd

  
  Bro whatttttt omfg

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