Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  V/H/S/Beyond 2024

  Watched 05 Mar 2025

  such a fun and brilliantly woven anthology, 10/10 creativity and execution across different micro tales. immersive editing, fx, and wonderfully creepy monstrosities let loose through slow burn storytelling.

  started this purely to watch the kate siegel directed segment, but stayed for the unhinged goodness of every other ‘episode’ prior and afterward. unique bite-sized horrors from a rich trove of different perspectives and stylised eras/genres. delicious.

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  Sissy 2022

  Watched 05 Mar 2025

  oh to have the chance to battle royale your middle school frenemies < 3

  i only regret not watching this in the cinema when i had the chance, aisha is saurrrr good. a fun and ridiculous ride that goes wild from the halfway point onwards. diabolical blood transitions. very pleasantly surprised.

  (a great addition to the campy queer horror subgenre, coming out of australia? who’d of thought!)

Popular reviews

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  Birdemic: Shock and Terror 2010

  Watched 15 Dec 2024

  just hanging out with my family

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  Gnomeo & Juliet 2011

  Watched 25 Jan 2025

  10/10 stars!*

  *when compared to neon demon (2016) — it’s all about perspective, people.