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Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022
This movie was ass. Still fun to watch tho. Not sure why they introduced a school shooting back-story into the movie.
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Twilight 2008
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I can’t imagine a movie more hot than this. From the moment Edward shat n cummed in his biology class staring at Bella to where he climbed a tree at 80mph, I was holding back what wolf Jacob would call a “red rocket” 😏. I really think the director took inspiration from the likes of a festering obese woman struggling to breath through a king crab leg and shrimp seafood boil mukbang into a condenser microphone to convey those tingles…
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The Lighthouse 2019
Okay well today if was announced that Ben Askren retired. I will admit that I thought Ben Askren would win his fight against Demian Maia, but I was wrong. Imagine this. Imagine going 19-0 in your career and then losing 2 fights in a row in a horrible way and youre ridiculed. Not only this, but you need a hip replacement. Kind of like the Robert Pattinson's character needed a replacement but that never happened. Instead he was tormented endlessly until he broke, also sort of like a hip. Insane. Anyway thank you all for reading. Movie was really good btw
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