Apparently people use this to ramble about their lives, but instead I'm going to use it to shill my newest video; a multiple hour disaster on basically every game by Telltale Games. Give it a watch if you want to, thanks.
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Presence 2024
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I didn't know a single thing about this and yet the most surprising moment was hearing that Basement song. That proper took me out of the most pivotal and intense scene, for better or worse. My guess is everyone will hate this because it's a movie with a ghost, but it's not a scary horror. It's instead one of those modern, boring horrors where the real, underlying terror is actually a family drama facilitated by a spirit or, well. Mostly…
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Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker 2019
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Well, fuck. This was just about my most anticipated movie since the last Star Wars movie. Forgive the rambling and shit, it's like 3am.
So, this movie definitely happened. It's definitely a movie. In a word, disappointing. The movie certainly has some bright spots, but my god, I am underwhelmed. And the funny thing is, everything I wanted to happen, happened. Rey and Ben Solo share a kiss, proceeding Ben's redemption. This was probably the highlight of the movie for…
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The Star Wars Holiday Special 1978
The Star Wars Holiday Special is simultaneously the best and worst thing I've ever seen. It's so bad, it's genuinely hilarious. I rarely laugh during movies and I was dying while watching this.
Who made this? Who thought this was a good idea? Who allowed this to exist? Questions that science can't answer.
10/10 best movie ever.
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