Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Snow White 2025

  ½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  13 princes problems why I wanted to blow my fucking brains out watching this

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  The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  I pork on her pig til she daffy my duck

Popular reviews

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 25 Aug 2024

  I thought I would end up with a lower score the second time around but fuck me I liked it even more ! Maybe it was the 4dx kicking me in the back of the chest at the moment of the chest burst… who knows. Also we all need to stop adopting anonymous online opinions, the delivery of the bitch line was NOT that bad! 

  Still need subtitles for those mf Brits

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  Alien 1979

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Aug 2024

  The ash milk robot is like me but with coconut berry redbull