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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Feb 2025 2

  You’re telling me Mz Sparkle didn’t have a cult of gay followers??

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  Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 2024

  ★★★ Watched 02 Jan 2025

  Like…okay…i guess

Popular reviews

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  Trap 2024

  ★★★ Watched 03 Aug 2024

  I have a lot of questions
  1. Why did no one question a guy working there wearing a striped sweater instead of a uniform?
  2. Oh we’re just giving in depth play by plays by walkie talkies? Okay. Tell me you’ve never worked with walkie talkies without telling me you’ve never worked with walkie talkies
  3. How’d he get the SWAT uniform?
  4. How’d he get out of the limo without anyone noticing?
  5. Oh he just had that giant…

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  Pet Sematary 2019

  ★ Watched 02 Jul 2024

  Girl wtf was that. How are you gonna take out so many plot points and change so many of them? Like girl be fr I’m so serious I made this account because this movie pissed me the fuck off. Whyd they make the cat so mean??? For what reason???

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