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  Fragile 2005

  ★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  the sound mixing in this movie is a nightmare. don’t fuck with kids!!!!!!!

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  The Gorge 2025

  ★★★ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  Love movies where the premise is half cocked but when you add TS Eliot quotes suddenly everyone takes it seriously, anyway had a blast, great story structure, really smart use of practical effects, dumb as hell and worth every second

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  Avengers: Infinity War 2018

  ★ Rewatched 17 Feb 2025

  let steve and bucky fuck nasty in the wakandan highlands, cowards!!!!!!!!!! I don’t like watching spider-man die, turns out it makes me real upset, so that sucked. anyway this whole plot is dumb I’m just watching this so when I watch the second spidey it makes sense. dark unkempt steve and plainclothes armless bucky forever tbh!!!!!!

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  Captain America: The Winter Soldier 2014

  ★★★ Rewatched 12 Feb 2025

  one of the only cogent movies in the mcu and it’s still not great, this is like straddling the arm of the couch when ur 12 and rubbing one out. whoever did seb’s eyeliner is sick in the head, i love knives more movies should have sick knife choreo, and also maybe more fans like a beyonce concert so everyone gets the bucky hair treatment.

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