lauren

lauren

Favorite films

  • The Mummy
  • Arrival
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • Star Trek III: The Search for Spock

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  • Kraven the Hunter

    ★★★½

  • Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters

    ★★★★

  • The Marine

    ★★★

  • Sweet Autumn

    ★★★

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  • Sweet Autumn

    Sweet Autumn

    ★★★

    this movie felt very canadian

  • Real Steel

    Real Steel

    ★★★★

    nothing brings a family together quite like robots fighting other robots to death! 

    it’s incredible how much i enjoyed a movie about a deadbeat father becoming slightly less of a deadbeat once his preteen son started making him money. i guess i can overlook anything when cool robots start throwing punches at other robots. (side note: there was a weird subplot about AI sentience for some reason?)

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  • Curious Caterer: Fatal Vows

    Curious Caterer: Fatal Vows

    ★★★★★

    dear andrew w. walker, 
    please never, ever shave your beard. 

    post-movie thoughts and questions: 
    • who in this small town was mass-printing “find jessamyn” t-shirts?
    • did the teenager ad lib “this is bussin,” or was that line actually in the script?
    • “i feel lost without my murder board,” the detective says as he’s been stripped of his badge and gun. but fear not! the town baker has made her own murder board in her own home of her own volition

  • Butlers in Love

    Butlers in Love

    ★★★

    she’s wanted to be a butler since she was ten years old. he’s a sixth-generation butler who just wants to be a chef. this is modern romance