Guilherme Giovannini

Guilherme Giovannini

This profile has no ties whatsoever with reality, self respect or any sense of shame.

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Favorite films

  • The White Ribbon
  • Rashomon
  • La Haine
  • Le Samouraï

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  • The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

    ★★

  • Captain America: Civil War

    ★★

  • The Guyver

    ★★½

  • Adipurush

    ★½

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  • The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

    The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

    ★★

    É muito difícil dar uma nota porque esse filme é muito ruim, mas eu 100% mamaria o Han. É o brokeback mountain sobre rodas.

    Tem gente que pesca, tem gente que faz drift, normal.

    (O sobrinho do Yakuza senta numa poltrona Chesterfield, esse detalhe foi muito foda.)

  • Captain America: Civil War

    Captain America: Civil War

    ★★

    A man, that is not an Avenger, trick all the Avengers so he, alone, can avenge his family.

    Talk about plot twist.

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  • Vatican Girl: The Disappearance of Emanuela Orlandi

    Vatican Girl: The Disappearance of Emanuela Orlandi

    ★★★

    This kidnapping seems far from random, the family is over 100 years old, working for the vatican bank; mfs the vatican bank is not a wells fargo level shit.


    The father said,

    I was betrayed by those i served.

    Knowing that Vatican cover up for pedophiles with all it's might, that Epstein accusations were true and that italian mafia is real. . .

  • Saltburn

    Saltburn

    ★★★★★

    How is this not a movie about nothing happening when you murder the aristocratic burgoise?