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  Fire and Ice 1983

  ★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  -5 stars for the incessant and needless running away of our so-called heroes. Every scene was so convoluted and difficult to follow. Everything Larn and Teegra did felt pointless. If you took every scene of running away out of this movie it would be like 20 minutes long. BORING.

  +2 stars for Darkwolf, 80's fantasy art, and at least one masterfully drawn ass in just about every shot.

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  Penthouse: Fire and Ice 1997

  ½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  There wasn't even fire or ice

Popular reviews

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  Melancholia 2011

  ½ Watched 06 Aug 2023

  The perfect self insert movie for depressed narcissists.

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  Hannibal 2001

  ½ Watched 31 Dec 2023

  In one word: tasteless. In another: confused. Nothing in this plot is sensible, it's like they threw darts at plot points and hoped something interesting and coherent would write itself. Hannibal is a cheesy parody of himself, and not even the iconic performance skills of Anthony Hopkins can save that. Clarice's once interesting and likeable character has been completely, utterly debased into "angry female cop". I can see why Jodie Foster skipped the performance on this one.
  A zero star movie.

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